I sent the link to this blog to a bunch of new folks this week, so perhaps I'll revive my posting habits. The frequency with which I posted during the last half of 2003 is pretty sad, but sometimes that's how it goes. As my voice mail says, you'll just have to keep livin' your life.

Wouldn't it be helpful if people would wear teeshirts that told you on sight what sort of person you're about to meet? Think about it...you pass someone on the street or meet a new person in the office and BOOM! You know what you're getting! Bitch with Sporadic Pushover Tendencies. Slacker who Drools Absentmindedly. Asshat, Through and Through. See how helpful that would be? Think about this the next time you encounter someone who does something awful. Something offensive or in mindnumbingly poor taste. Think beyond your boiling blood and realize that, in effect, they've just put on their shirt. Their Asshole Shirt. Then thank them.